The D/s Shopping Cart
Shopping for Groceries will NEVER
be the same.
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On February 20th in the first real
week of operation substation took on the challenge of exploring The
Supermarket, with an eye towards Kink. Here in lies the results of this
folly and a good example of the lighter side of our banter. Please use
the guestbook to add your own favorite
kinky stuff from the supermarket.
Our names The List Itself
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How It Began
Log file opened at: 2/20/98 8:26:38 PM
lil^pet giggles..
lil^pet also got hit on by the kid bagging her groceries tonight..
it was hilarious!!!!!!!
ldyvicki giggles....did you break his little heart?
lil^pet: i tried..
ldyvicki: awwww poor guy
`DarkLion: So what did he say "Ummmm hey miss you want me with
these groceries ? " <S>
ldyvicki: ohhh lol
Bad^: Paper, PLastic.. or ME!
janise{S}: at least you know you can still attract a man, lil
Bad^: Clean up at the register please!!!!!
`DarkLion: Yeah the other two <paper and plastic>are optional
!
ldyvicki: ohhhh goodness....rofl
lil^pet: he asked me all kinds of questions while bagging my groceries..
asked me what i thought of interracial relationships.. etc.. then asked
me if i needed help out.. i said no.. and went on out.. next thing i
know.. he is standing next to my car, asking me more questions about
my family.. and telling me he had watched me when i was in the market
before.. IT WAS TOO WEIRD
lil^pet: he is prolly the same age as My Son
Bad^: It is the new "friendly" service they offer.
ldyvicki: wow! he sure was determined
Bad^: Anything for a tip! jk
`DarkLion: 24 hours a day , no waiting <S>
lil^pet: giggles..
ldyvicki: hey i gotta find a market like that
Bad^: Sounds like he wanted to give YOU a tip.....his!
janise{S}: me too!
lil^pet bites her lip.. thinking about that TIP
lil^pet: OH SIR
lil^pet giggles and BLUSHES
fantasin will just call you Mrs. Robinson from now on lil
lil^pet: ooooooooooooooooooooooo
lil^pet: ~/o and here's to you Mrs Robinson, jesus loves you more than
you will know.. whoa whoa whoa..
Bad^: Heaven holds a place for those who shop....
lil^pet: hey hey hey
`DarkLion: God bless you please lil Robinson ...... <S>
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The Names
fantasin: would everyone mind please typing their name so I can match
them with nicks.. this is very confusing
lil^pet: <----lynn
Bad^: My er um ahem REAL name?
blue{S32}: <----laura
fantasin: <------ cassy
lil^pet: Bad^ <----- SIR
Bad^: <-- Jay
lil^pet: no Sir.. only us who call each other by first name.. giggles
`DarkLion: <--------- ME <S>
Bad^: No one knows that
ldyvicki: <-----vicki
lil^pet: DarkLion <----------------Sir
lil^pet: <---------------brat
Bad^: We go by nicks here. Real names is a Bar and grill thing. lol
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`DarkLion: Hello E-Than
E-Than: whats withthe free ops?
`DarkLion: We were going to charge but Bad thought they should be free
for tonight <S>
ldyvicki: good thing, i am too poor to buy em
lil^pet tries not to snicker at DarkLIon
`DarkLion: We'd of payed your way ldyvicki <S>
ldyvicki: hey thanks Sir...that is sweet of you
`DarkLion: Not me !! Was thinking of the "bag" lady over
there ! LOLOLOLOL
`DarkLion: laughing !
lil^pet: O
ldyvicki: ROFL
`DarkLion: LOLOL
`DarkLion hums the song "wrap it up , I'll take it ! "
lil^pet: ohnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
`DarkLion: LOLOL
lil^pet really is blushing..
lil^pet crawls under her desk to get her composure back
ldyvicki: lil i don't think you should have told that one
Bad^: Good one Dark Lion ( I really like this guy!!!)
`DarkLion smiles
`DarkLion: Thanks Bad
fantasin smiles as she listens to the wrap it up wav
lil^pet: so i noticed ldyvicki..
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THE LIST BEGINS
Bad^: Okay kinkiest grocery item for D/sers..... lets make a list.
Let''s make the Bag boy ( or girl) blush!
lil^pet crawls out from under the desk.. face no longer bright red
lil^pet: OHHHHHHHHHHSIR
lil^pet: Dangit
`DarkLion: LOLOLOL
Bad^: ROFL no rest for the pets.
lil^pet crawls back under
`DarkLion: HOT sauce !
`DarkLion: LOL
Bad^: Just when you thought you werre safe!!!!!
lil^pet: WHIPPING Cream
ldyvicki runs over and hugs lilpet, pushing her behind her
lil^pet: Yep.. giggles
ldyvicki: you guys be nice!
fantasin: jalapeno peppers
lil^pet: RUMP Roast
fantasin: seran wrap
`DarkLion: LOL
lil^pet: kinky.. hmmm
lil^pet: TWISTED Noodles
`DarkLion: Ohhhhh good one fantasin !
Bad^: clothespins?
ldyvicki: figures
Bad^: Turkey baster?
lil^pet whispers.. they like it and i like them to feel special
ldyvicki: ROFL
lil^pet is digging herself a hole here isnt she
ldyvicki: ok ok...that is so true
`DarkLion: We like you lil ! Silly subbie !
lil^pet looks for the duct tape
fantasin: mousetraps
blue{S32}: bbiab
lil^pet: Champagne Bottles
`DarkLion smiles and nod
`DarkLion: Thank you , fantasin <S>
Bad^: No bananas? Extension
cords!!!!!!!
lil^pet: pet food <EG>
ldyvicki: no strawberries and chocolate
sauce?
Bad^: Yes pet food!
Bad^: Or at least the pet dish!
`DarkLion: Ahhhh vicki ! Right to the heart !
lil^pet: giggles
lil^pet: pet treats
ldyvicki giggles yepper
fantasin: collars and leashes from
that department too
lil^pet: CANDLES
fantasin: rice
lil^pet: spatulas
fantasin: rice <---- uncooked used to kneel on
lil^pet: skewers
lil^pet: OUCH
lil^pet: kitty litter
ldyvicki: kitty litter?!
Bad^: Candles! of course!
ldyvicki: no no don't say anything i DO NOT want to know
lil^pet: yep.. to kneel on too.. or to be used for ............
`DarkLion is still working with the strawberries , choclate sauce ,
and champange !
fantasin: vicks
Bad^: for......?
fantasin: vapor rub
`DarkLion: You all go ahead I'll catch up
!
lil^pet: pets
`DarkLion: LOL
lil^pet: ICY
HOT
lil^pet: Ben Gay
fantasin: kleenex... for wiping
tears
lil^pet: ATTENDS
ldyvicki looks for a place to hide
`DarkLion: He is not , it was just a rumor !
lil^pet: whoops
lil^pet: DEPENDS
ldyvicki: damn i didn't know a frocery store could hold so many wicked
devices
`DarkLion: Women always say that !
ldyvicki: grocery even
Bad^: the water bottle wiff da hose attachment?
Bad^: the curiously strong mints...
lil^pet: OHOH
lil^pet: altoids..
lil^pet: Those burn.. OH
`DarkLion: Anything can hold wicked devices , or good depending on
the perspective <S>
lil^pet: cucumbers.. of course..
ldyvicki: so i see Sir
fantasin: enemas
lil^pet: but what about Kielbasa?
lil^pet: douches
Bad^: You tried an altoid there pet?
`DarkLion: hmmmm see I been doing this all wrong ......
ldyvicki: hmm love altoids
`DarkLion: Hello Spirit
lil^pet: no Sir.. never there..
Spirit: evening folks :)
lil^pet: but i gues the operative word now.. is YET
Bad^: Ya gotta get the bag girl or cashiers attention Dark!
lil^pet: greetings Spirit Sir.. how are you this evening
`DarkLion: Ahhhh that has not been the problem Bad <S>
lil^pet blushes again
Bad^: So how do you know they "burn"?
ldyvicki ooks into lil's future.....hmmm very very interesting
lil^pet: ummm
Bad^: got an altoid attitude?
`DarkLion: What the heck is an altoid ?
lil^pet: Sir.. you put a piece of one in MY mouth..
Bad^: Oh.. seee you put it the wrong place!
Spirit: and hello to you l^p
lil^pet: but
lil^pet: but
lil^pet: but
lil^pet: Sir.. YOU had me open my mouth..
`DarkLion: Nevermind ! I'll read the book !
lil^pet shuts up quickly..
Bad^: Spirit we are looking for the best D/s stuff to put into a grocery
shopping cart..... lil^pet got hit on in da supermarket tonight by the
bagboy!
lil^pet: DarkLion Sir.. they are a very strong peppermint..
lil^pet: altoids i mean
fantasin: hairbrush
lil^pet blushes and grinz and blushes
fantasin: ace bandages
`DarkLion: Thanks lil
Bad^: Yes of course a hairbrush I wasn't even thinking in that aisle!
Good one fantasin
lil^pet: Alka Seltzers
ldyvicki: toothbrush too
Bad^: A box of icepops!
brrrrrrr! Chose your flavor sub.
fantasin: yes ldyvicki
lil^pet: CHERRY .. <G>
Bad^: Licking the dripping wouild be fun!
ldyvicki: ohhh i hadn't even begun to think of the frozen foods section!!!!!!!!!!!
fantasin: mmm lime please
ldyvicki: grape....i want to see him with a purple
tongue
lil^pet: giggles
Spirit: D/s stiff for the cart ... hmmmm
lil^pet loves the ones called BIG STICKS
*** Bad^ has set the topic on channel #D/s_subStation
to D/s grocery shopping: register two is now open!
janise{S}: anyone say clothes piins???
fantasin: yes Spirit
lil^pet: yes Bad Sir did
lil^pet: OH
ldyvicki: course...Bad^ got that one right away
lil^pet: cotton Clothes Line
Bad^: My first item. I went to the express lane with those janise!
janise{S}: sorry Sir, i guess i missed that one
Bad^: Well I am sure Spirit will give you a "make up test"
Spirit: :)
lil^pet: PIcKLES for pucker power
ldyvicki: yummmy pickles
janise{S}: artichokes are fun to
eat, i think they are sensual
lil^pet: grinz.. it is almost easter.. HOT
CROSS BUNZ
ldyvicki: shoot i gotta think more creatively when i am shopping
fantasin: yes cayenne pepper
fantasin: Mazola oil
Spirit: I like to do my D/s shopping in chain stores
torin{HF}: This could give new meaning to "shopping
for sex."
Spirit: supermarket chains are ok
ldyvicki: hehehe
lil^pet: vicki. come to houston.. i will take you to my market.. introduce
you to **my** bag boy
Bad^: chain stores!!!! <perk>
lil^pet: we will shop <EG>
lil^pet: we will go pick up some All Day Suckers
and cruise the aisles
Bad^: Rolling PIN?
lil^pet: HONEY... sticky gooey
honey
ldyvicki: ohhh one of those rolling pins that you can put water in....make
it hot or cold
Bad^: Those chip clips for
closing your snack bags?
janise{S}: oooooooo honey! good one!
ldyvicki: oWWWW!
ldyvicki: caramel sauce and sprinkles
ldyvicki: <----likes the sundae idea
Spirit: chili peppers?
ldyvicki: no torin...i remember you wearing it!
janise{S}: oooooo i have a good chili pepper pic!
lil^pet sits back and watches the minds work
Bad^: nah minds at play!
lil^pet: grinz
Spirit: whip cream?
Spirit: whipped cream?
lil^pet: whipping cream
Bad^: And for switches... half and half!
ldyvicki: LOL
janise{S}: hahahaha
lil^pet: boneless breasts
Bad^: Are there any other kind?
Bad^: licorice whips.
netslave: suckers?
Bad^: The sweet sting that smarts.
ldyvicki: feather duster!
netslave: <s>
Bad^: Good one...
netslave: flyswatters?
Bad^: yeppers.
lil^pet: fudge ripple ice cream
Spirit: all kinds of tape
ldyvicki: batteries!!!! can't forget
the power toys
netslave: lol ldyvicki
netslave: salve?
Bad^: Somehow we will never look at the gorcery ailse the same after
tonight. Mom why is that lady crackin up over there at the bean dip?
janise{S} writes frantically as she makes her list
netslave: vaseline?
babyoil?...<g>
janise{S} looks up at bean dip????
netslave: lol lil pet
netslave: pet collars?
Bad^: pet collars! and leashes.
ldyvicki: rubber gloves
Bad^: chain or leather.
netslave: ah yes....leashes
Bad^: RUBBER gloves I love those.
janise{S}: Oh WOW!!!
torin{HF}: You would almost think a grocery was one stop shopping for
this.
Bad^: Nice fer spanking.
Bad^: and other probing events.
netslave: hmmm....leather collars....chain leashes
janise{S} starts to breath heavily as she thinks of all the things
she's gonna buy tomorrow.
netslave: clothespins
Bad^: GMTA
Bad^: Clothesline
janise{S}: anyone get a hot water bottle with
attachments????
netslave squirms
lil^pet: pacifiers
Bad^: DUCT TAPE
netslave: bananas....LOLOL
janise{S} knows what Bad is thinking....
Bad^: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Spirit: she won it!
netslave never knows what Bad is thinking
janise{S}: YA HOO!!!
Bad^ never thinks
netslave: <g>
lil^pet moans
Spirit: and she earned it
ldyvicki tries not to imagine what Bad^ is thinking too often....usually
scary
Bad^: At least I don't think I do...
netslave: cucumbers...
Bad^: cucumbers double use... asa dildo
or under the blindfold.
Bad^: sliced of course.
netslave: and last....well....not last....nor least......a bag of ice!!!
janise{S}: under the blindfold????
Bad^: I had flavoer ice pops in a stick too!
netslave: for wrinkles janise...<g>
Bad^: Yes have you ever laid a slicve of cucumber on your eyes and
pressed?
Spirit: KY?
Bad^: No not for wrinkl;es just for a soothing sensation.
netslave: nice and cool
janise{S}: nope, what happens
janise{S}: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
netslave: feels good
Bad^: D/s is all about sensations not all are about pain.
janise{S} thinks of wet cucumbers on her eyelids
janise{S} looks at her Master
Bad^: You caanot think it. you have to experience it.
netslave: chocolate syrup
ldyvicki: hmmmmmm
Spirit: do i remind you of wet cucumbers?
netslave giggles at S
Bad^: wet concubines
janise{S}: ROFL
Bad^: YEOW MAMA!
fantasin: geez how could we forget rubber bands?
Spirit: woo hoo!
lil^pet: shoe laces
ldyvicki: no kidding, i have heard devious things about them
fantasin: leather boot laces too
Spirit: ice
lil^pet: yes!
ldyvicki: rawhide strips?
fantasin: lol chew toys ?
Spirit: :)
Bad^: CHEW toys I like the way she thinks!
Spirit: dog collar and leash
netslave: a rubber ball?
janise{S}: anyone remember to throw an EPT
in the cart????
Bad^: You get an honarary copy of puppygirl wav for that one fantasin.
netslave: lol...Spirit....we got that too
Spirit: k
fantasin: condoms
netslave: oh.....good one fantasin
netslave: saran wrap, too
fantasin: i have it Sir
Bad^ considers fancy bindings with a shopping
cart and a blindfold
netslave wonders if we have any grapes in the basket?
fantasin: yes we do
Bad^: GRAPEs!!! feed me grapes how did
we miss that one!
Bad^: Peeled please.
netslave: <g>
janise{S} likes marschino cherries
ldyvicki: what do i have to do Sir?
netslave peels a grape for Bad....and touches it to his lips
Bad^: YEOW MAMA such service.
ldyvicki wanted grape icepops if that
counts
lil^pet looks at Sir.. and has one especially for him... pumice stone, and smoothing lotion for his
feet..
janise{S}: Oh GEEZ...popsicles!!
Bad^: Ahhh lil^pet knows the way to my heart.. well my feet anyhow.
Spirit: popsicles and tetsicles
Bad^: janise is checking the list I see! lol
netslave: got any matches for those
candles?
fantasin: emory boards
Bad^: Ther is no match for me.
Bad^: emory boards.... ?
fantasin: for abrasion Sir
netslave: emery boards are for filing nails
Bad^: Ahhh rubs me the right way.
fantasin: got the matches now netslave
netslave: ...uh....and other things....<winks at fantasin>
Bad^: Yes nail filing is so erotic or painful! lol
janise{S}: did i miss chocolate eclairs???
fantasin: hmmmm
ldyvicki: pudding and jello!
janise{S}: the kind with a hole in the end and pudding filling???
Bad^: And what do you do with pudding and jello? load the baster?
netslave: oooohhhhhhh wowwwwww ldyvicki......i love pudding :)
netslave jumps in the cart
ldyvicki: when i come to houston Sir i will show you.....*sweet smile*
Bad^: sweet you missed our D/s shopping binge!
janise{S} giggles at netslave
netslave tugs on janise and pulls her in the cart wif her
sweettempt: what pussing thing
sweettempt: I mean pudding
SirAirYama: no pudding
sweettemptation blushes
fantasin: with a turkey baster sweett
netslave: fantasin!!!!!!!! you think of everything!!!!
SirAirYama: and jello and eclairs aand stuff
fantasin: lol
fantasin: not everything net
sweettempt: aawww man
sweettempt: and we missed it
Bad^: We have a new page going up. The D/s Gorcery
Cart! We went to the supermarket with pain
on da brain! lol
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